July 20th, 2005
At a party, a woman was observing a child who would hold his chest whenever he bent down. After a few minutes, the woman asked the kid, ‘Why do you hold your chest whenever you bend down?’
The kid said, ‘One day, my teacher was writing on the board, the chalk fell down, and when my teacher bent down to pick up the chalk, I saw her lungs comes out of her chest.’
July 20th, 2005
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
‘Da-ad…’
‘What?’
‘I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?’
‘No. You had your chance. Lights out.’
Five minutes later: ‘Da-aaaad…’
‘WHAT?’
‘I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water??’
‘I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!’
Five minutes later… ‘Daaaa-aaaad…’
‘WHAT??!!’
‘When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?
July 20th, 2005
The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books.
Willie came up to the teacher’s desk and said, ‘Miss Francis, I ain’t got no crayons.’
‘Willie,’ Miss Francis said, ‘you mean, ‘I don’t have any crayons.’ You don’t have any crayons. We don’t have any crayons. They don’t have any crayons. Do you see what I’m getting at?’
‘Not really,’ Willie said, ‘What happened to all them crayons?’
July 20th, 2005
A Sunday School teacher asked her class, ‘Does anyone here know what we mean by sins of omission?’
A small girl replied, ‘Aren’t those the sins we should have committed, but didn’t?’
July 20th, 2005
A very little girl had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. So her father got out their wedding album thinking visual images would help and explained the entire service to her.
Once finished, he asked if she had any questions.
She replied, ‘Oh, I see. Is that when Mommy came to work for us?’