http://www.uniquejokes.com Unique Jokes - Collection of the Best Unique Jokes from the Web Fri, 17 Nov 2006 13:36:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans. http://www.uniquejokes.com/26/blonde-on-blondes/ 1. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Four More Wars! 2. BU_ _SH_ _! 3. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Because the truth just isn’t good enough. 4. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Compassionate Colonialism 5. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Deja-voodoo all over again! 6. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Leave no billionaire behind 7. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Less CIA — More CYA 8. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Lies and videotape but no sex! 9. ... http://www.uniquejokes.com/22/bush-bumpers/ Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you’d better have around de yard if you’re going to let the children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins. Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. Family planning: The art of ... http://www.uniquejokes.com/20/a-mothers-dictionary-2/ 1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. 3. Employ the vernacular. 4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 5. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. 6. Remember to never split an infinitive. 7. Contractions aren’t necessary. 8. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos. 9. One should never generalize. 10. Eliminate ... http://www.uniquejokes.com/10/tips-to-improve-your-writing-3/ How many letters are there in the alphabet? Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels did say… E.T. went home. Get rid of X. There’s too many unknowns in the world already! (Only one vowel left, or is that “Anly ana vawal laft” This may be stretching it a bit, but not unless you ... http://www.uniquejokes.com/10/alphabet-letters-2/