Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it’s being stored at the Priest’s house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ‘’What are you doing?'’ The Priest responded, ‘’I'm blessing the car.'’ So the Rabbi said ‘’Okay, since we’re doing that….'’ and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.
Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?
A: It drove down the lane and turned into a field.
Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife”
What type of bra?” asked the clerk.
“Type?” inquires the man. “There is more than one type?”
“Look around,” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. “Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras,” replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what the types were.
The saleslady replied “The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?”
Still confused the man asked, “What is the difference between them?”
The lady responded, “It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.”