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You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Citizens may not murder their enemies.
Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
At one time, margarine was illegal.
State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.
While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker’s license.
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair.
Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday.

It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people’s view in a public theater or place of amusement.
It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.
Cheyenne
Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays.

1.You never run out of wheat

2.Those cool Saskatewan Wheat Pool hats

3.Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning

4.Your province is really easy to draw

5.You never have to worry about roll-back if you have a standard

6.It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbor’s house

7.YOUR Roughriders survived

8.You can watch the dog run away from home for hours

9.People will assume you live on a farm

10.Buying a huge John Deere mower makes sense

1.Weed

2.Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges

3.The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder

4.The local wine doesn’t taste like malt vinegar

5.Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown

6.A university with a nude beach

7.You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations

8.If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash

9.There’s always some sort of deforestation protest going on

10.Cannabis

1. Big Rock

2. Preston Manning

3. Tax is 7 percent instead of approximately 200 percent

4. The Premier is a fat, wife-beating alcoholic with a grade 4 education

5. Flames vs. Oilers

6. Stamps vs. Eskies

7. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of

8. Eventually, it will be your town’s turn to ban VLT’s

9. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups

10. You can attempt to murder your rich oil tycoon husband and get away with it