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On having business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend
his last night having wild sex with a Chinese prostitute in
Hong Kong.

Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird,
green, festering sore growing on his penis.

He went to the doctor, Doctor Jones, who, after hearing of his
Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him he had
Hong Kong Dong and the only cure was complete amputation.

Joe was horrified, and decided to get a second opinion.

Joe contacted Doctor Smith and showed him the green growth.

Doctor Smith said, ‘I am sorry but Doctor Jones is correct. We
must amputate right away.’

Joe could not accept this. His friend suggested that he visit an
oriental doctor. They must deal with this all the time.

He went to Doctor Chu Wong.

Doctor Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but
said, ‘These Western doctors - so quick to Chop, Chop, Chop.
Amputation not necessary’

Joe was relieved. Doctor Wong said, ‘You wait three weeks and it
fall off on its own.’

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a
posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge
in partner-swapping as a trial.

After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to
his new partner and said, “Wow! This is the very best sex I had
in years. I wonder how the girls are doing?”

A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is
renowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods. They
begin by visiting some of the patients.

The first patient they visit is a young woman. She is practicing
ballet. One of the psychiatrist asks, “What are you doing?” She
replies, “I’m studying ballet so when I get out of here I can
possibly join a troupe and be a productive member of society.”
“Wow, that’s wonderful.”

The next person was a man reading a book with a pile of books
next to him. The same question asked to him, “What are you doing?”
“I’m studying biology, chemistry, etc. So I can enter medical
school when I get out”

Room after room, they witnessed the incredible success and
attitudes of the patients. Until they finally reached a room
the asylums director was reluctant to open. Finally, he was
persuaded to open it. Inside was a man balancing a peanut on
his penis. The reaction of the psychiatrist, “My God what are
you doing?” The man replied: “I’m fucking nuts and I’m never
getting out of here”

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

Man: “What are you doing here today?”

Woman: “Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They’re going to give
me $5 for it.”

Man: “Hmm, that’s interesting. I’m here to donate sperm, myself.
But they pay me $25.”

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some
more before going their separate ways.

Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the
donation center.

Man: “Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?”

Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] “Unh unh.”

In the back woods of Tennessee, a redneck’s wife went into labor in the
middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the
delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the
father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here you hold this high so I can see
what I am doing.”

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

“Whoa there,” said the doctor, “Don’t be in such a rush to put that
lantern down. I think there’s another one coming.”

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. “Hold that
lantern up, don’t set it down there’s another one!” said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered another baby girl. “No, no don’t
be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there’s yet
another one coming!” cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,
“You reckon it might be the light that’s attractin’ ‘em?”