It looks like wig
Monday, July 18th, 2005
Margie meets a friend coming out of the Beauty Salon. ‘Ethel darling, what happened to your hair…it looks like a wig’
It is a wig Margie!
Oh really? You’d never know!
Archive for the 'Love Jokes' Category
Monday, July 18th, 2005
Kissing your Girlfriend
Monday, July 18th, 2005
‘Didn’t you follow my advice about kissing your
girlfriend when she least expects it?’ asked the older
brother.
‘Oh hell!’ replied the younger sibling with the swollen
eye. I thought you said ‘where’.’
Sharing
Monday, July 18th, 2005
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
Break Up
Monday, July 18th, 2005
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them to her with a note stating the following:
‘Regret can not remember which one is you … please keep your photo and return the others.’
Love for cricket
Monday, July 18th, 2005
Bagga: ‘My girlfriend says that if I don’t give up cricket she’ll leave me.’
Jagga: ‘Oh! that’s very tough, Right friend?’
Bagga: ‘Yeah, I’m going to miss her’.