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Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn’t run, I
kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but
somehow the message never sunk in.

Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point. When my
husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
He watched silently for a short time, and then went into the house.
He was gone only a few moments, and when he came out again he
handed me a toothbrush.

“When you finish cutting the grass,” he said, “you might as well
sweep the sidewalks

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine’s card at the sto.
In hopes that later, you’d be my ho.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night.

6. You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class
Especially when I’m spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I’m fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so has your ass.

3. You’re a honey. . . and you’re a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo’s “booty”.

2. I don’t wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their
wedding.

When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a
traditional service, they opted for the