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A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

‘How much does it cost for engineer brain?’

‘Three dollars an ounce.’

‘How much does it cost for programmer brain?’

‘Four dollars an ounce.’

‘How much for lawyer brain?’

‘$1,000 an ounce.’

‘Why is lawyer brain so much more?’

‘Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?’

A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released.
Excited about his success, the attorney e-mailed the firm: “Justice prevailed.”
The senior partner replied in haste, “Appeal immediately.”

Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?
A. Three…the rest are all true.

Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
It’s called, Sosumi.

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly.
Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk.
The lawyer said, ‘I don’t mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?’
St. Peter replied, ‘Well, I’ve added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!’