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It is illegal to gargle in public places.

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

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Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.”

New Orleans
It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.

You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.

A couple met at Hilton Head and fell in love. They were discussing how
they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over.
“It’s only fair to warn you, Jody,” Bill said, “I’m a golf nut. I live,
eat, sleep and breathe golf.” “Well, since you’re being honest, so will
I.” Jody said. “I’m a hooker.” “I see.” he said. Then, brightening, he
smiled. “It’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight
when you hit the ball.”

A man is stranded on a deserted island, all alone for ten years.
One day a gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba suit
arrives at the island. She comes up to the chap and she says, “How
long has it been since you had a cigarette?” “Ten years!” he
answers. She reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on her left
sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one,
lights it, takes a long drag and says, “Man, oh man! Is that good!”
Then she asks, “How long has it been since you had a whisky? He
replies, “Ten years!” She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket
on the right, pulls out a bottle of malt whisky and gives it to him.
He takes a long swallow and says, “Wow, that is fantastic!” Then she
starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her
wet suit and she says to him, “And how long has it been since you
had some real fun?” And the man replies, “My God! Don’t tell me
you’ve got golf clubs in there!”

Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with
a $100 bet on the side. “But,” said the duffer, “since you’re
obviously much better then l, to even it a bit you have to spot me
two ‘gotchas’.” The golf pro didn’t know what a ‘gotcha’ was, but
he went along with it. And off they went. Coming back to the 19th
hole, the rest of the club members were amazed to see the golf pro
paying the duffer $100. “What happened?” asked one of the members.
“Well,” said the pro. “l was teeing up for the first hole, and
as l brought the club down, the jerk stuck his hand between my legs
and grabbed my balls while yelling “Gotcha!” Have you ever tried to
play 18 holes of golf waiting for the second ‘gotcha’?”

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze
class was in full swing.

The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along
with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this
stage of the plan.

The teacher then announced, “Ladies, exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn’t hurt you
to take the time to go walking with your partner!”

The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group
raised his hand.

“Yes?” replied the teacher

“Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”