Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting.
85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married..
10% of women think their ass is just as big as it was when they got married..
The other 5% say that they don’t care, they love him and would have married him anyway.
Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our
relationship. It’s titled: ‘Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.’”
Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a
small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar,
ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink,
he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings.
After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry
American Indian stomped up to him and said,
“One more remark like that and I’ll smash your face in!”
Monday, July 18th, 2005
A mother traveled 2,000 miles to be with her only son on the
day he was to receive his Air Force wings and also get married.
“It was wonderful,” she said later. “It isn’t every day that
a mother watches her son receive his wings in the morning and
have them clipped in the evening.”
Monday, July 18th, 2005
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ‘Doctor I have this
Problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because they didn’t smell and are silent.’
The doctor says ‘I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.’ The next week the lady goes back, ‘Doctor,’ she says, ‘I don’t know what the heck you gave me, but now my
farts… although still silent they stink terribly.’
‘Good,’ the doctor said, now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.’