A paper bag
Friday, July 15th, 2005
A paper bag goes to the doctor and complains of feeling really ill. The
doctor does a lot of tests and tells the paper bag to come back next week
for the results. The following week the paper bag is extremely distressed to
be told by his doctor that he is HIV positive.
“But how can this be?” he cries, “I’m only a paper
bag!”
“Well have you had unprotected sex in the last year?” asks the doctor.
“No, how can I??” he shouts “I’m only a paper bag!”
“How about sharing needles, giving blood, anything
like that?”
“I’ve said to you before” the paper bag sobs “how
can I?! I’m only a paper bag!”
“Ahhhh” says the doctor shaking his head sadly.
“As I suspected…………………….
Your mother must have been a carrier.”