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Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?
A: Your jeans fit like a glove.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party?
They gave him the cold shoulder!

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces, ‘’I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'’

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his hometown for the holidays. After looking over