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Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find
their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink,
and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells
to the bartender “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a
husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says,
“Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m
a 6′ tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate.
What’s more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde
and she’s a weight lifter. The lady to your right is
a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it
seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to
explain it five times.”

She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under “education” on her job application, she
put “Hooked On Phonics.”
At the bottom of the application where it says “sign
here,” she put “Sagittarius.”

She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
because it said, “Concentrate.”
She told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK”
and “DON’T WALK”
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train.”
She sold the car for gas money!
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that
said “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home, she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
If she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the
evening.
She had a shirt that said “TGIF,” which she thought
stood for “This Goes In Front”

A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, “Don’t waste your time on that one. She’s a lesbian.” The blonde goes over to her anyway and says, “So which part of Lesbia are you from?”

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at
“Lovers Cove” where they were making out. The guy thought
that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get
lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask
her if she wanted to go in the back seat.

“NO!” yelled the blonde.

The guy just figured that she wasn’t ready yet. Things got
pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.

“NO!” the blonde yelled again.

Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and
the guy even had her pants unzipped.

“Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?” asked the guy.

“For the last time, NO!” said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy
asked, “Well, why the hell not?”

The blonde looked at him and said, “Because I wanna stay up
here with you.”