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Sidney is cruising along the highway when his car starts
misfiring, losing power and, finally, stalling. Sidney
steers the car to the side of the road and tries to
re-start the engine without any luck. He calls AAA
whose service man arrives a short while later, listens
to the Sidney’s account of the car’s failure and lifts
the hood of the car to start work. As he knows nothing
about engines, Sidney wanders off a little way for a
smoke. As he is returning to his car, the engine suddenly
starts and runs without a single misfire or puff of
smoke from the exhaust. “Brilliant!” declares Sidney,
“You managed to fix it. Was it easy to do?”. “Yeah”,
says the AAA service man “Just shit in the carburetor”.
Sidney thinks for a second and says, “OK. How often
should I do that then?”

Sister Mary Margaret enters O’Flynn’s liquor shop. “I’d like
to buy a bottle of Irish whiskey,” she tells O’Flynn.

The owner of the store shakes his head and frowns. “A bottle
of Irish whiskey? And you being a nun too.”

“Oh no, no,” Sister Mary Margaret exclaims. “It’s for Father
Reilly. His constipation, you know.”

O’Flynn smiles, nods, and puts a bottle into a bag. Sister
Mary Margaret pays, takes the bag and goes on her way.

Later that day, O’Flynn closes shop for the day. On his way
home he passes an alley. There in the alley is Sister Mary
Margaret. She’s rip roaring drunk, the empty bottle at her side.

“Sister!” O’Flynn scolds. “And you said it was for Father
Reilly’s constipation.”

“It is,” answers Sister Mary Margaret. “When he sees me, he’s
gonna shit!”

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and drea