Archive for the 'General' Category



Three Guys


h1 Wednesday, July 20th, 2005

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a blonde in an institute for high


h1 Wednesday, July 20th, 2005

What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher learning? A visitor.

Hot Tomato


h1 Wednesday, July 20th, 2005

Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing!

Higher, Mommy!


h1 Tuesday, July 19th, 2005

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

psychokinesis


h1 Tuesday, July 19th, 2005

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.