Blonde on Blondes…
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Archive for October, 2005
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
Bush Bumpers
Saturday, October 22nd, 2005
1. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Four More Wars!
2. BU_ _SH_ _!
3. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Because the truth just isn’t good enough.
4. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Compassionate Colonialism
5. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Deja-voodoo all over again!
6. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Leave no billionaire behind
7. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Less CIA — More CYA
8. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Lies and videotape but no sex!
9. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.
10. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Putting the “con” in conservatism
11. Bush/Cheney ‘04: Thanks for not paying attention.
12. Bush/Cheney ‘04: This time, elect us!
13. Bush/Cheney: Asses of Evil
14. Don’t think. Vote Bush!
15. George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency
16. George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot
17. George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There
18. Vote Bush in ‘04: Because dictatorship is easier
19. Vote Bush in ‘04: It’s a no-brainer!
20. Vote for Bush & You Get Dick!
A mother’s dictionary
Thursday, October 20th, 2005
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you’d better have around de yard if you’re going to let the children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.
Full name: What you call your child when you’re mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.