PROBLEM WITH GOING POTTY…
July 20th, 2005
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes
back about 10 minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering
and swearing very softly.
The barkeep approaches the customer and asks what the
problem is.
“Oh some son-uv-a-bitch snuck up behind me while I was at
the urinal and put a gun to my head”. “Damn! What happened?”
“He told me to give him a blow job or he’d blow my brains out!”
“Yeah, then what?”
“Well you didn’t hear a gun shot, did you?”