You Know Youre Ugly When
July 19th, 2005
1. You look out the window and get arrested for indecent exposure.
2. As a baby, you had to be breast-fed by the family dog.
3. Even mosquitoes stay away from you.
4. You startle the animals at the zoo.
5. On Halloween, you had to trick or treat over the phone.
6. You make onions cry.
7. Your ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.
8. Your armpits look like you have Don King in a headlock.
9. The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.
10. When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother.