WWIII….
July 19th, 2005
A guy walks into a bar. He looks over only to see
George W. Bush and Colin Powell sitting on the
bar-stools next to him. He says, “Hey bartender! Is
that Bush and Powell?”
Bartender says, “Yep! That’s them.”
The guy turns to the two gentlemen and says, “What an
honor to see you here! What on earth are you doing here?”
Bush answers, “We’re planning WWIII.”
The guy says, “Mind if I ask what you’re going to do?”
Bush answers, “We’re going to kill 40 million Iraqi’s
and a bicycle repairman.”
The man says, “A bicycle repairman? Why a bicycle
repairman?”
Bush turns to Powell and slaps him on the arm and says,
“SEE! I told you no one would give a shit about 40
million Iraqis!”