WORDS TO LIVE BY….
July 19th, 2005
We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can
only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power
in the future to wreak revenge on the son-of-a-bitch who
screwed us in the past.
Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you
to do things that would get your ass thrown in jail if you
really tried them.
Love means never having to say, “Does that twenty include the
spanking?”
To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it
wouldn’t kill you to wash your hands in between either.
A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can
provide us with higher highs and lower lows. But, if it comes
with a persistent burning sensation, see your physician.
When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider
dating outside the family.
If Life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then
when Life isn’t looking, give him a quick knee to the groin.
That’ll teach him.
They say a smile is a gift, which is free to the giver and
precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too,
and I find it more personal and sincere.
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease
to be amused.