WHY SHEEP ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN….
July 19th, 2005
1. Sheep don’t have a gag reflex, or upper teeth.
2. You can get a better grip on a sheep’s ear.
3. Sheep don’t shy away from boots and leather.
4. Cottonmouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease.
5. Nuttin’ beats mutton.
6. Sheep won’t argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel.
7. Sheep won’t drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your
coke, and then tell you they have to be home early.
8. Sheep never ask if you’re ready to settle down.
9. Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed
off when you tell them.