WHAT WE IS….
July 19th, 2005
Three little boys were concerned because they couldn’t
get get anyone to play with them. They thought it was
because they weren’t baptized, so they went to the
nearest church. Only the custodian was there. One
said, “We’s got to be baptized, ‘cause no one will
play with us. Will you baptize us?”
So, the custodian took them in the bathroom and dunked
their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. He said
“Now you’re baptized; go on out an play”.
When they got outside, dripping wet, the oldest one
asked, “What religion is we? We’s not Catlic, ‘cause
pour the water, and we’s not Baptist, cause they dunk
you in a river”.
The littlest one said, “I smelled dat water and I knows
wat we is. We’s Pisscopalians”.