WHAT THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS ALL ABOUT….
July 19th, 2005
As you battle for mall parking spaces, and lug dead trees into your
livingBrooms it’s important to remember what the holiday season is
all about—-
MONEY !!!
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
It can buy you Sex
But not Love
So you see, money is not everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you all this because I am your Friend
And as your Friend, I want to take away all your pain and suffering.
So send me all your Money and I will suffer for you.