West Virginia Jokes
July 19th, 2005
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family … Really!
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Q. What do West Virginians do on Halloween?
A. Pumpkin!
Q. Why do ducks fly over West Virginia upside down?
A. There’s nothing worth craping on!
Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?
A. Someone always loses a trailer.
Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.