VISIT BY THE QUEEN….
July 19th, 2005
The Queen is visiting one of Australia’s top hospitals and
during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male
patient was masturbating.
‘Oh my God,’ said the Queen. ‘That’s disgraceful. What is the
meaning of this?’
The doctor leading the tour explains,
‘I am sorry your Royal Highness, but this man has a very
serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen.
If he doesn’t do that five times a day they’ll explode and he
would die instantly.’
‘Oh I am so sorry’ said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was
giving a patient a blowjob.
‘Oh my God,’ said the Queen, ‘what’s happening there?’
The doctor replied, ‘Same problem, better health cover.’