TO GOLF OR NOT TO GOLF….
July 19th, 2005
Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at
7:00 a.m. Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferred out
of town and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome.
A woman standing near the tee said, “Hey, I like to golf. May I
join the group?” They were hesitant, but said she could come once
to try it,and they would see what they thought. They all agreed and
she said, “Good,I’ll be there at 6:30 or 6:45.”
She showed up right at 6:30, and wound up setting a course record
with a 7-under par round. The guys went nuts and everyone in the
clubhouse congratulated her. Mean while, she was fun and pleasant
the entire round. The guys happily invited her back the next week
and she said,”Sure, I’ll be here at 6:30 or 6:45.”
Again, she showed up at 6:30 Sunday morning. Only this time, she
played left handed, and matched her 7-under par score of the previous
week. By now the guys were totally amazed, and they asked her to join
the group for keeps.
They had a beer after their round, and one of the guys asked her,
“How do you decide if you’re > going to golf right-handed or
left-handed?”
She said, “That’s easy. Before I leave for the golf course, I pull
the covers off my husband, who sleeps in the nude. If his ‘you know
what’ is pointing to the right,I golf right-handed; if it’s pointed
to the left, I golf left-handed.”
One ofthe guys asked, “What if it’s pointed straight up?”
She said, “Then I’ll be here at 6:45.”