Three Men an
July 19th, 2005
Three men, an Englishman, a frenchman and an american, are walking along a beach together one day. They see a lantern and a genie pops out of it saying,’i will give each of you one wish.’
‘Oh boy,’ says the yank. ‘I want me a pick-up truck.’
In the blink of a genie’s eye, a brand new pick-up truck appears before them,with a gold plated grill, alligator-hide seats and flames down the sides.
The frenchman, amazed, says, ‘i want a wall around france, so no-one can enter our country.’
Suddenly, a huge fall appears around the frenchman’s precious country. The englishman says,’i'm curious. tell me more about this wall.’ ‘well,’ the genie explains, ‘it goes all around france, its about 150ft high and about 50ft thick, and nothing can get in or out.’
‘Right,’ says the englishman. ‘i want to fill it up with water.’