things to do at dif places
July 19th, 2005
Things to do at Walmart/Target/Sams Club, etc.
1. Dress in all red and go up to a closed register and pretend that you work there.
2. (if youre a boy) get an entire cartfull of women’s underwear and put it on layaway saying “im gonna need it after my sex change next week”
3. have a pillow fight in the pillow section
4. dress up as jesus and go up to people and say “hey, i can see inside you. youre shoplifting. alright, lets go. cmon, im takin u to hell.” and then try to escort them out of the store.
5. get 4 people and 2 carts. put on person in each cart and have the other push them. then, get someone to say ready set go. race 2 laps around the store. whoever loses has to buy the other person condoms.
6. tape a candy bar to someone’s back and yell “THIS PERSON’S TRYING TO STEAL!!!!”
7. spray random people with axe and have a girl go up to them and say “ooo, you smell sexy” in a seducing tone.
8. go into a bathroom stall and wait for someone to come in and make violent fart noises and grunts
9. go up to a cashier and say “goblins in the toy section told me to steal. can i please do it? if i dont, they will rip of my left arm and beat me to death with it.”
10. get a shoe from the shoe section, smell it really loud and go up to someoen and say “doesnt this smell good? go on, smell it. yeah. it smells like my sisters vagina.”
Things to do at fast food places
1. Get a bunch of people to go up to the counter, line up shoulder-to-shoulder, and all stare at one person
2. order a burger with nothing on it and when you get it, take it up and say, “i wanted nothing on it. look. there’s meat here. i wanted NOTHING on it!!!. DO YOU HEAR ME???? NOTHING!!!!!!” and run out screaming “NOTHING!!!!!”
3. go into a fast food places and eat nothing but condiments
4. if there’s someone there eating alone, wait til they get up to go to the bathroom and put ketchup, mustard, relish, and pepper in their drink or on their fries.
5. go into the bathroom, wait for someone else to come in, and make loud fart noises and grunts and “uuuh”s and say to the person “whatever you do, dont eat the chicken sandwich. this is what it does to you.”
Things to do at CVS/Happy Harry’s, etc.
1. Walk by someone several times and put a box of condoms in their basket each time (when they arent looking of course).