The Worst Death
July 19th, 2005
Three men are standing at St. Peter’s gate. St Peter says “I am going to listen to how each of you died, and the person who died the worst death will get into heaven.”
The first guy says, “I had been suspecting that my wife had been cheating on me, so I came home early from work one day. Someone was in the shower, I went in there, it was just my wife. I went out onto the balcony and the dirty bastard was hanging from the balcony. I smashed his fingers with a hammer, but he survived the fall. So I took the fridge and pushed it off the balcony, he died. I felt so bad that I shot myself.”
The second guy says, “I lived on the fifth level of an apartment building. I was doing aerobics on my balcony one morning and fell off. Luckily I caught onto a balcony just two stories down. I was trying to get up, but some guy started smashing my fingers with a hammer, so I let go. I lived through the fall, but looked up to see a fridge falling from the third story.”
The third guy says, “Picture this, you’re sitting naked in a fridge…”