The Tramp’s Reward
July 19th, 2005
This gay guy goes out one night looking for some company. He goes around to all the bars but he can’t find anyone he fancies. Outside of one bar he sees this tramp passed out in the alley. He’s really horny so he decides to do the tramp up the arse.
The tramp’s in a drunken stupor so he doesn’t notice. The gay guy is feeling bad about it afterwards so he leaves £ 5 for the tramp and goes home.
So the next day the tramp wakes up and finds the £ 5. So he takes money and goes down to the off-licence and says to the owner “Give me a bottle of your £ 5 sherry.” So he gets the bottle and by the end of the night he’s passed out in the alley again.
That night the gay guy’s out again but he still can’t find anything. So he sees the tramp and decides to do him up the arse again, and leaves another £ 5. So the next day the tramp wakes up, sees the money and goes and gets another bottle of £ 5 sherry.
So this continues for about a week. Then one night the gay guy does the tramp again. But this time he rides the snot out of him and tramp’s arse is bleeding. He feels really sorry so he leaves £ 10 this time.
The tramp wakes up the next day finds the £ 10 and goes down to the off-licence and asks for a £ 10 bottle of sherry. The owner says to him “£ 10 sherry? What happened to the £ 5 stuff?”
The tramp says “It’s good stuff but it’s playing havoc with my digestive system.”