THE TOASTMASTER….
July 19th, 2005
A good Irish man, John O’Reilly, met regularly with his
toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the
Guinness Stout and having a contest at who could make
the best toast.
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to
spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!”
That won him the top prize for the best toast of the
night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won
the prize for the best toast of the night.”
She said, “Aye, what was your toast?”
John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life
Sitting in church beside me wife.”
“Oh that is very nice indeed, John!”, Mary said.
The next day Mary ran into one of John’s toasting
buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly
and said,
“John won the prize the other night with a toast about
you Mary.”
She said, “Aye and I was a bit surprised meself! You know,
he’s only been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the
other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!”