THE SPANNER IN THE WORKS….
July 19th, 2005
Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, “you
are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner.”
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out “You b*stard!”
The judge continued, “You are also charged with beating your
daughter to death with a spanner.” Again, the voice at the
back of the courtroom yelled out, “You f***ing b*stard!!!!”
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the
courtroom, and said, “Sir, I can understand your anger and
frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of
these outbursts from you or I shall hold you in contempt!
Now what is the problem?” Paddy, at the back of the court
stood up and responded, “For fifteen years I lived next door
to that b*stard. And every time I asked to borrow a f***ing
spanner he said he didn’t have one!!”