THE LOSER….
July 19th, 2005
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked
over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang
doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view
mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple
seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,
still working on that damn makeup!!!
Well I’m a man but this sight scared me so badly, I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using
my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed and burned me in a sensitive spot, ruined the damn
phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
LOUSY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!