THE INDIAN CHIEF’S SEXUAL PROBLEM….
July 19th, 2005
One day a big Indian Chief goes to his local pharmacy. He
goes up to the clerk and says, “Last night me fuck squaw,
left nut go ‘oomph’, right nut go ‘oomph’, dick go ‘oomph’,
condom go BOOM!”
Now the clerk was quite impressed by this sexual feat so he
grabbed some Trojans for professionals and tells the Chief
to come back and tell him how they work for him.
The next day, the big Chief comes back to the pharmacy, goes
right up to the clerk and gruffly says, “Last night me fuck
squaw, left nut go ‘oomph’, right nut go ‘oomph’, dick go
‘oomph’, condom go BOOM!”
The clerk thinks to himself, “Damn, this guy must have some
kind of super ejaculation going on.” So he goes into the back
of the store and gets a prototype condom for the Chief. The
description on the box reads, “This is a joint effort between
Goodyear and Michelin. This condom is steel belted and should
only be used in extreme circumstances.”
The clerk hands the condom to the Chief and tells him about the
special condoms, and to report back to him on how well they work
for him.
The next day, the Chief comes back on crutches with a shotgun
under his arm. He storms up to the clerk. The clerk is thinking,
“Oh Shit! The condom must not have worked and he’s really pissed.”
The Chief looks at the clerk and yells, “Last night me fuck
squaw!! Left nut go ‘oomph’, right nut go ‘oomph’, dick go
‘oomph, condom go ‘oomph, left nut go ‘BOOM’!”