The Friendly Policeman
July 19th, 2005
A guy is taking a stroll through the woods when he is attacked by three men who strip him, tie him over a large branch, bugger him repeatedly and leave him tied and helpless.
Hours later he spies a policeman through the trees and calls for help. The cop strolls over. ” ‘Allo, ‘allo, ‘allo! What have we here then?” he says. The victim tells the cop of his ordeal.
“Really?”, says the cop, unzipping, “it’s just not your day, is it sir?”