THE DRUNK IRISHMEN….
July 19th, 2005
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling
home from the pub late one night and found themselves
on the road which led past the old graveyard.
“Come have a look over here,” says Paddy, “It’s Michael
O’Grady’s grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe
old age of 87.” “That’s nothing”, says Sean, “here’s one
named Patrick O’Tool, it says here that he was 95 when he
died.” Just then, Seamus yells out, “Good God, here’s a
fella that got to be 145!”
“What was his name?” asks Paddy.
Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to
see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims,
“Miles, from Dublin.