THE DRUG STORE DISPLAY….
July 19th, 2005
A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. They
walk by the condom display and the boy asks, “What are these,
Dad?”
The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms,
son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh,” replied the boy. “Yes I’ve heard of that in health class
at school.”
He picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this
package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday,
one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.” “Cool!” says the boy.
He notices a 6-pack and asks, “Then who are these for?
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers.”Two for Friday, two for
Saturday, and two for Sunday.” “WOW!” exclaimed the boy.
“Then who uses these?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the
dad replies, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for
February, one for…