THE 7 DWARFS….
July 19th, 2005
The Pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs. As he is finishing
his speech on comparative religions, Dopey raises his hand
to ask a question.
‘Mr Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?’
‘No, Dopey,’ responds the Pontiff, ‘there are not.’
‘Mr Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Italy?’ Dopey
questions.
‘No, Dopey,’ the Pope chuckles, ‘there are no dwarf nuns in
Italy.’
‘Mr Pope,’ Dopey asks pleadingly, ‘are there any dwarf nuns
anywhere in the world?’
‘No, Dopey,’ the Pope says sadly, ‘there are no dwarf nuns
anywhere in the world.’
And softly in the background, the six remaining dwarfs start
chanting, ‘Dopey f***ed a penguin, Dopey f***ed a penguin.’