TALKING CLOCK….
July 19th, 2005
After a night out, this guy decides to invite some friends back
to show off his new apartment. After the grand tour, the
visitors were puzzled by the presence of a large gong in
middle of the living room.
“What’s that big gong do?” one of the guests asked.
“Why, that’s my talking clock” the gong’s owner replied.
“How does it work?” the guest asked.
“I’ll show you”, the man said, giving the gong an ear- shattering
blow with an unpadded hammer. Suddenly, a voice from the other
side of the wall screamed, “For God’s sake will you stop banging
that gong, it’s one-thirty in the damn morning!”