Sunday School
July 19th, 2005
Little Mary went to Sunday school each week, though she hated it. So most of the time, she fell asleep.
One day, Little Bobby was sitting behind Mary.
The teacher asked,”Mary, who created the world?” Mary, half asleep, didn’t hear the question. Suddenly, Bobby poked her butt with a rod he had.”GOD ALMIGHTY!”shouted Mary startling. Then she drifted back to sleep. A few minutes later, the teacher asked,”Mary, who saved us from our sins?” Bobby poked Mary with the stick again. Mary scremed,”JESUS CHRIST!”Then she drifted back to sleep. A few minutes later, the teacher asked,”Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after their twentieth child?” Mary, once again, was awoken with Bobby’s rod. She sat up and shouted,”You stick that thing up my butt one more time and I’ll break it in half!”. The teacher fell over, and fainted.