Stupid DirectionsWarnings
July 19th, 2005
On a toy scooter:
WARNING:This toy moves when used
On a toilet plunger:
Do not use for person hygeine
On shampoo:
Directions:Lather,Rinse.We arent one of those lme companies that say repeat
On an electric razor:
Not to be used in cooking
On toaster:
Do not swallow
On computer case:
Do not use for smuggling drugs
On a singer’s very first album:
The New York Times says it’s *nottelling’s* best work!
On rocking chair:
Not a torture Device.
On a lunchmeat container
100% Organic Artifical Meat