STANDBY RESERVATIONS….
July 19th, 2005
A man was standing first in line for tickets
from those who had canceled their
reservations to a sold-out play.
The manager said he had two together, and
pointed to the two women behind the man.
“You wouldn’t want to come between Mother
and daughter, would you?”
The man turned around, and replied, “No.
I did that once, and regretted it right up
until the divorce.”