SMART DOGS….
July 19th, 2005
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first
was an engineer, who said his dog could do math with calculations.
His dog was named T-Square, and he told him to get some paper and
draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with no
sweat.
The accountant said he thought his dog was better. His dog was
named Slide Rule. He told him to fetch a dozen cookies, bring
them back and divide them into piles of three, which he did with
no problem.
The chemist said that was good, but he said his dog was better. His
dog, Measure, was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces
into a ten-ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem. All three
men agreed this was very good and their dogs were equally smart.
They all turned to the government worker and said,”What can your dog
do?”
G-Man called his dog whose name was Coffee Break, and said, “Show the
fellows
what you can do.”
Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped on
the paper, claimed he injured his back, filed a grievance for unsafe
working conditions, applied for Workman’s Compensation and left for
home on sick leave.