SEX ADDICT….
July 19th, 2005
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve
gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!”
“Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks. “Well, twice
a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day”, he answers back.
“That’s not so much”, says the doctor.
“Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary,
TWICE a day,” replies the man.
“Well that is probably a bit excessive,” says the doctor.
“Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute.
“Well, that’s definitely to much”, says the doctor. “You’ve got
to learn to take yourself in hand.”
“I do”, says the man. “Twice a day.”