ROYAL WEDDING….
July 19th, 2005
On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed surrounded
by all her family when she suddenly realized she had forgotten to
get any shoes.
Panic! Then her sister remembered she had a pair of white shoes
from her wedding, so she lent them to Sophie for the day.
Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the
festivities were over, Sophie’s feet were agony.
When she and Edward withdrew to their room, the only thing she
could think of was getting her shoes off.
The rest of the family crowded round the door to the bedroom and
they heard roughly what they expected: grunts, straining noises
and the occasional muffled scream.
Eventually they heard Edward say, ‘God, that was tight.’
‘There,’ whispered the Queen ‘I told you she was a virgin.’
Then, to their surprise they heard Edward say, ‘Right. Now for
the other one.’
This was followed by more grunting and straining and at last
Edward said,
‘My God, that was even tighter’
‘That’s my boy,’ said the Duke. ‘Once a sailor, always a sailor.’