Religious One-Liners
July 19th, 2005
Bumper Sticker:
If all else fails
read the instructions
(The Bible)
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Bumper Sticker:
Prepare for your FINALS
Read the Bible
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Clara: My pastor is so good he can talk on any subject for an hour.
Sarah: That’s nothing! My pastor can talk for an hour without a subject!
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At an atheist funeral: Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go.