QUICKIES….
July 19th, 2005
A manufacturer of bicycle tires was the speaker at a businessmen’s
luncheon. In response to a toast, he said, “I have no desire or
intention to inflict upon you a long speech, for it is well known
in our trade that the longer the spoke the bigger the tire…
The wife of a Las Vegas doctor telephoned a local casino and asked
to have her husband paged. “Sorry, Madam,” came the reply, “The
house does not make doctor calls!”
A new motel caters only to short people. All the furniture and
fixtures are close to the floor. Persons who are under five feet
tall don’t even have to pay rent there. In case you’re interested,
it’s called “The Stay Free Mini-Pad.”
Work Application — One of the questions asked on our company’s
employee application form is: “Did you receive any training in
the U.S. Armed Forces that is relevant to the position applied
for?” An applicant answered, “To wake up early and go to work.”