POOR MILDRED….
July 19th, 2005
ging Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was getting more and more
despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
she took out Earl’s old Army pistol and made the
decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so
badly broken anyway. Not wanting to miss the vital organ
and become a vegetable and burden someone, she called her
doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart
would be on a woman.
The doctor said, “Your heart would be just below your left breast.”
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the local hospital with a
gunshot wound to her knee.