POLE….
July 19th, 2005
A Polish guy married a Canadian girl after he had been in
Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from
perfect, they got on very well until one day he rushed into
a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce
for him - “very quick.”
The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend
on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: Ja, Ja, un acre und half.
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: No, I always up before her.
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
POLE: No, she white.
LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce?
POLE: She going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I gut proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She bought bottle at drug store, und put on shelf in bathroom.
I cun read - it sez “Polish Remover.”