OLD CONVERTIBLE….
July 19th, 2005
His beloved old white convertible was in deplorable shape, but
he refused to get rid of it. So when the old junker was stolen
from his office parking lot, his family was delighted.
Nonetheless, they called the police and filed an insurance claim.
Their relief was short-lived, within an hour an officer was on
the phone. “We found the car less than a mile away,” he said,
trying to restrain himself. “It had a note on it that read,
‘Thanks anyway, we’d rather walk.’”